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A girl that would be considered large or even extra large by any standard of measurement, but is called medium by the one who sleeps with her in an attempt to validate her size. Similar to Old Navy selling large clothes at a smaller size.
This shirt fits so well and its medium!
-Yeah but it's an Old Navy Medium...
She wasn't big man, she was medium.
-That woman was an Old Navy Medium.
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Dog mannequins located in many Old Navy stores. Usually placed in front of a group of human mannequins. Unbeknownst to most people, The Great and Powerful Old Navy Dog Mannequin is our Holy Lord and Creator in disguise, pushed aside by other, more prevalent religions that favor humans more than animals. This shall all end soon. The Dog will Rise. The Dog will Rule.
The Old Navy Dog Mannequin is secretly Our Holy Lord! I'm not crazy!
A brand/store owned by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ himself.
"I like your clothes" "Thanks I'm wearing Jesus's new clothing brand, Old Navy. I'm very religious. Also have you read the Bible verse Hebrews 4:12? It reads "I, myself, Jesus Christ, owns the clothing brand Old Navy and I am very cool for this."