Ong Tote

When your beard gets caught in a blender and you scream latin curses at that guy across the street for giving you a look of confusion and Bill Murray makes an appearance on a ride on lawn mower owned by the UN and anyone see that movie Eraserhead? That's pretty messed up, I am currently sitting on a chair and you can never have too many of those. There's a man who comes to fix my shower called something wierd like Raoul but stranger, like if Raoul had an affair with Eraserhead and a guy who smells like a grandpa called Rog something was born and immediately started fixing pipes and yelling at toilets.
He charged $80, not too shabby, he did kick at my toilet and call it a fucking bastard, the poor toilet's taken shit all its life and has to put up with that on top of it, it's pretty unfair. I'm really not a fan of Pimp My Ride because they put computers everywhere in a car and it's pretty ridiculous.
BLAST THE WATERS CAPTAIN AND SHIPSHAPE, WE'VE GOT A GIGGLER ON OUR HANDS SO YOU'D BETTER START SHAVING NOW.
Keanu Reeves has frequent visitor scientologists giving him woodpeckers and personality tests.

Ong Tote, Parot Bote, Dust Mote ETC

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ong bak

The greatest fucking martial arts movie of all time.

You remember the scene in Ong bak when the dude did a cartwheel kick when his legs were on fire? That was some TIGHT shit!

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Hengtol Ong

A man of snapshat

"Hengtol Ong is hella cute"

Ong-Bak

To utterly defeat or humiliate.

"He was all-in on his flush, but Logan Ong-Baked him with a full house."

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Ong Bak

A word used by the Royal Court of Random to describe the act of being served. Also used to define a any move that Ting, the main character in the movie Ong Bak, uses to defeat his enemies.

As a serve: "You got Ong Bakked!!! Biatcchhh!!!!"

At Random: "Ong Bak!!!"

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St. Onge

(n) the Patron St. Of Refunds

St. Onge came down from the mountains and the suddenly, the all the refunds that are, were and ever will be were good.

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ong bak

verb; to fly at onther with ones knee extended, with intet to hit and injure using said knee

Master: I'm gonna ong bak you bitch!
*Bitch gets knee in the face*
Bitch: Ow!
Master: BITCH!

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