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lily osbourne

A lily Osbourne is a loyal, trustworthy, hilarious and a stunning girl. She comes across as very exclusive at first but once she opens up to you, you are open to a crack of a time. Lily Osbourne is a girl you never want to let go of, for her loyalty, decisions and wise advice are what leads you to the greatest of places. Lily Osbourne carries fun and warmth wherever she goes and is extremely confident, however those closest to her can really see when she is hurting or breaking apart. Lily Osbourne is typically a blonde haired-blue eyed girls whose beauty shines inside and out.

Joeys boy: "checkout that blonde bombshell"
Jacob: "that's lily osbourne"

by sbhxsjwenxids June 27, 2018


jack osbourne

A stupid fat fuck who thinks hes cool. Would probably die of starvation if he dident have daddys money. Only eighteen and had to go to rehab for drinking and smoking pot, what a loser

No record label would hire if you werent ozzy's son not even mcdonalds would you fuckup

by Irish guy May 18, 2005

81๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jack Osbourne

fat little shit who labours under the mis-aprehenshion that he is hard.
his dad is a total geezer though

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

83๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


kelly osbourne

Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.

Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.

by Brigante June 13, 2005

122๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


Osbourne Syndrome

The jealous over-reaction of a domestic partner when a friend and/or acquaintance is engaging in conversation with his/her significant other.

Luke doesn't want to go to the bathroom because he thinks his girl Krystin is gonna get gang banged by his friends while he's pissing, classic example of Osbourne Syndrome.

by JRickDaBOSS January 13, 2012


Ozzy Osbourne

When the person giving you head bites the head of your dick.

I got Ozzy Osbourneโ€˜d last night that shit hurted!

by Lilcrink September 21, 2019


fuzzy Osbourne

A hairy snatch/clam/box/etc.

Bro: Dude, why are you keeping that newspaper?

Dude: Bro, look at that chick on the front page. I totally want her fuzzy Osbourne.

by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014