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Stupid furry that won't bathe.
WOAH! Did Hannah S. P. get out?!
LOCK THE FURRY PRISONER UP!
After an intense work out a heavy set person pokes into there belly button for lent only to find that a odor has built up that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage and intentionally puts said finger to a friends nose and ask him to smells, unaware to the friend of the odor he sniffs and in disguised by the raunchiness of his friends finger which in turns makes his nasal passages wither and die.
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hey dude that was an intense work out!! (all the while poking his belly button), hey bro smell my finger!!!
UNAWARE FRIEND: Alright dude, (smells finger) DUDE what the hell, that smells like 65 year old dingle berries from a wild sheep dog and microwaved garbage!!!!
HEAVEY SET MAN: Hahahaha P,N,S (Poke and Sniff)!!!!
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No this is not your granddad's s&p 500! In this case it stands for the shit and piss 500
And usually applies to any job where the primary function is to clean up. A lot of pee and poo! Rest homes and hospitals come to mind here.
Nurse 1 clocking in for 2nd shift at "throwing shade ass tits tits living": "how was it today?"nurse 2:"oh it's been the s&p 500 every since I clocked in at 6:00 this morning!"
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When someone who is S&P (see definition... I am too S&P to define it again) makes a conscious effort to be more pleasant. This is usually caused by a guilty conscience, and is temporary and fleeting.
Last week he was S&P Lite, but now he's right back to being S&P.
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A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
n. one who is extremely gay and is enjoying of homoerotic anal stimulus.
He wasn't just a flaming homosexual, he was "rb h p ca s"
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ITSP
Ian Thorpe Sex Pest
Usually found lurking around the South East Essex region,
Young ladies be aware of the 106 gti, be warned off this sexual predator!
He is like an I T S P
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