Penning

To take the cap off of a pen, then put it back on. Generally used to calm or distract.

When cole for rejected by a girl, he started penning to take his mind off it.

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Pen

Something that can kill you in any second

Oh no he has a pen! RUNNNNN!

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pens

Pens, penis.

A Latin 3rd declension Masculine noun declining as follows :

Singular

(Nom) Pens
(voc) Pens
(acc) Penem
(gen) Penis
(dat) Peni
(abl) Pene

Plural

(Nom) Penes
(voc) Penes
(acc) Penes
(gen) Penitum
(dat) Penitibus*
(abl) Penitibus*

(* or alternatively penitrabus)

The massive pen of the general was attacked by the enemy :

Magnus imperatoris pens ab hostibus oppugnatus est.

The great victory of the pen was announced by many girls :

Magna penis victoria ab multis puellis nuntiata est.pens

if you like 2 touch your pen use the hashtag pens on social media

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penning

Drawing and/or writing on the first person who falls asleep/passes out at a slumber party or social gathering. Usually done with a sharpie. A practical joke that has a little more dignity than teabagging.

After his fourth shot of vodka, Tommy was vulnerable to a good penning.

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Pen

Noun: virginity. To "lose your pen" is to "lose your virginity". To "borrow another's pen" is to "fuck them", in simple terms.

1. I got into bed last night and borrowed Emily's pen.
2. Felicia, guess what? I lost my pen to Bejan last night.

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pen

It originated from the name of the male reproductive organ. It is the same shape and in some cases it is probably the size of yours if you are a guy reading this. Don't get fooled by pen and penis. Don't forget to put a space after pen when it is followed by the verb is, otherwise you would have spelt penis. See exemple below.

That pen is miniscular.

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Pen

A place to keep small farm animals, such as horses and goats in places such as a fare.

Look at that horse in the pen!

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