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Something that your gran pa has
Hey gramma are you stuffing the marsh mellows into the piggy bank?
Yeah but I call it penial disfunction
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(Adjective) Of or having two penises; two-dicked.
Holy shit, man... I was watching this special on the Discovery channel, and they said that there'e people who are bi-penial. That they have two dicks, man!
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A penial cyst remover is performed by using a blunt object. Such as a tongue ring or stud.
Dude 1: “Man I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do for my penial cyst. But after seeing old Tongue Ring Terry that thing must have broken up.
Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“
Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”
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When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.
Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.
When you give someone a hand job and then invade their penis by sticking any of your fingers straight into the tip of the penis causing it to rupture their bladder making it spray a mix of blood and urine and seaman known as bluriman into the finger blasters face.
Guy 1: hey do you have time to play bingo or chess in the near future.
Guy 2: no thanks my schedule is filled with penial blasting and hopefully I will fill something else up in the near future.
A penial unit is the more appropriate word for penis or cock, or dick, or Chode, or Benis
Every man has a Penial Unit
When an unlucky man decides to sit down on his dick and manages to get a ball of ass fudge stuck in his urethra... This is said to be more painful then to shoot 50 kidney stones out at once.
Jabari: Yo mah NIGGUH! Ya gotta help a brothah out, I think I got sum SHIT in my D piece.
Derisha: Thats fuckee....
Shawnniqua: Look like mah main nig got a bad case of the penial resh.