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When a girls leaves some of her period stuff on you or on something.
She wasn't wearing a tampon and she perioded all over my leg.
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Just wanna say.....if yo girl is on her period, TAKE CARE OF HER! she's going through that so that we humans have a future goddammit. SO if she asks for something, for example some Chinese food......GET HER THE FUDGING FOOD. It's only once a month for almost the rest of her life (bout to 55) so please take care of that beautiful creature.
And please guys....say "Are you on your period cuz you're so salty" OR "is it that time of the month cuz.......bla bla bla" and I'll swear I'll come and find you and smack your asses.
Girl: Hey babe, can you get me some food? I'm on my PERIOD.
Boy: OF COURSE baby. ANYTHING for you.
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That time of the month where us ladies have to put up with blood spilling out of us. LITERALLY. In other words... Menstruation.
Periods can also make your body have cramps, which are one of the most annoying things to have if you're a girl and a woman.
Here are some annoying things about periods:
- Spilling out Niagara Falls when you laugh or cough (at unexpected times and places)
- Cramps, which make me feel like hormones are having recess inside me
- Bloating, which makes me feel like a fat person is sitting on me
- Random food cravings, which causes me to feel sick to my stomach an hour or two later
- Feeling crappy (tired) at random hours of the day
- Walking in an awkward way whether it's at home, school, the mall, or any other public place imaginable
- When I run low on pads or tampons and I've got none left, I end up stuffing a bunch of toilet paper in my pants. Literally. A lot!
Periods... That time of the month where you feel like crap the whole time and that everyone should watch what they say, because it could make you blow-up any second...
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That time of the month when your uterus starts being a bitch to you all because you didn't get pregnant, so it gives you cramps and shoots blood out of you for 3-5 fucking days.
Ashley: dude are you excited to go to the beach tomorrow?
Sarah: yes so excited!
*next day*
Sarah: yesssss beach day!
Ashley: YEAHHHHHH
*at the beach*
Ashley: dude come swim with me
Sarah: My tummy hurts :(
Ashley: I'm sorry
Sarah: It's ok I have to go to the bathroom
Ashley: Ok
*In the bathroom*
Sarah: Oh shit
*After bathroom*
Sarah: dude I started my period have any tampons?
Ashley: No sorry :(
Sarah: Okie :(
Something I somewhat enjoy getting every month because its my body's way of letting me know I haven't gotten knocked up.
Hooray, I got my period! I'm not pregnant!
*two seconds later*
Aw shit, I got my period. Now no sex for a week!
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"Because periods suck!
And commas rule!
This is Sex Education, not grammar fool!"
-I Set My Friends on Fire & Smosh
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