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persian

A typical persian(from Iran, prounounced eeron, not i ran) is always late to everything, lives in a nice area (like Beverly Hills), drives a Mercedes or BMW, has a lot of money, yet is very cheap. Often times, persians have accents that inhibit them from properly pronouncing the letter "w," and therefore they replace it with "v". Persian guys are known to be hairy on every part of their body except the top of their head, and wear a lot of cologne. Persian girls are very "clicky" and tend to dress in all black black. Brand names are a MUST. Also, a typical trend is the older they are, the blonder they are. It all starts with highlights, and then turns into blonde!

PS most persians want to go to UCLA and become doctors or lawyers

by Tanya June 12, 2004

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Persians

Over achievers. Originating from Iran and only Iran. Generally associated with wealth. Highly intelligent, disproportionately affluent and educated as a percentage of all ethnicities including Caucasian. Disproportionately residing in the most desirable and affluent regions in the U.S and Canada. Although Beverly hills consists of over 1/4 Persians, West Vancouver in Canada, with an average house price of 2.6 million consists of over 28% Persians. Encountering jealousy and envy on a daily basis.

Those rich asshole Persians bought the mansion next door. I saw some rich asshole Persian kid driving a Phantom down the street the other day. A 27 year old Persian physicist was awarded full proffesorship at Harvard,MIT,Oxford,UOFT,Stanford ect ect.

( Check the facts they don't lie)

by I'm not that type of girl!! May 24, 2009

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Persian

Alright first off, I come from the city of Hamadan in Iran. I speak the Persian language (Farsi). That does not make me a Persian. Persians are a sub-species of the Indo-Iranian Aryan tribes who migrated from South Russia and Central Asia to parts of Iran, Afghanistan and India. There were people already living in Iran like the Elamites. Some Iranian tribes settled in the South of Iran. Some of these tribes were known as the Persians. Some tribes settled in the North. Some of these tribes were known as the Medes. Persia conquered the Median Empire. Then they conquered a huge amount of land. This empire was known as the Persian Empire. I am dam proud of coming from such a Culture rich country as Iran. Just cause I come from Iran dosen't make me a Persian. I have most likely Persian blood in me, and Medean as well, Kurdish, Elami blood and many others. Most people in Iran are descended from all the Aryan (Iranian) tribes who settled in Iran.

In Iran, the people there are generally nice, hospitallous and smart. They have not lost their ways. They still keep their country's culture close to them and have not forgotten stories of the Shahnameh. In America (or other countries where Iranians generally immigrate) the Iranians there refer to themselves as 'Persian' though they have no meaning of what it is. They are mostly hospitallous, but the young Iranians there have lost their ways and are sliding into American culture and are creating a stereotype for themselves there. They will not remember the story of Arash the Archer if we said it to them! So lost are they. Instead of being wise and kind like most Iranians, they affiliate themselves with gangbangers and hookers and the like. The women also dye their blonde, hiding their natural dark hair. I am not saying that all Iranian Immigrants are like this. It's just some Individuals.

Iran=
Man1: Dorood bar shoma dostam. Halee shoma khobe?
Translantion: Hello friend. How are you?
Man2: Khobam Moshakaram.
Translation: Im good thanks.
Man1: Dari az chi fekhr mikonad?
Translation: What are you thinking of?
Man2: Daram az ghese-e-Arash e Kamangir fekr mikonad. Che ghese!
Translation: I am thinking of the tale of Arash the Archer. What a tale!
Man1: Vakhan.
Translation: Indeed.

America:
Iranian-American: Hello Farhad! Chetoori brother?
Translation: Hello Farhad! How are you brother?
Farhad: Dorood Bar Shoma. Man khoshalam, mochakeram Vahid.
Translation: Good day to you. I am happy, thank you Vahid.
Vahid: Chera to happy hasti?
Translation: Why are you happy?
Farhad: Chon ke man ghese ye Fereydun o shenidam.
Translation: Because I have heard the story of Fereydun.
Vahid: Fereydun kodom foole dige?
Translation: Which fool is Fereydun?
Farhad: Fereydun yegdone Irani gavi bod.
Translation: Fereydun was a great Iranian hero.
Vahid: Huh?
Farhad: Badbakhd. Hichi az Pars ke nemidoni ama be khodet migi Parsi?

Translation: Poor fellow. You know nothing about Persia, yet you call yourself a Persian?
Vahid: Huh?

by Dorood Bar Shoma July 6, 2006

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Persian

SUPERIOR. Looking back at history, it is obvious to every single Persian man out there that they are superior. they find it illogical that anyone should contest their superiority on earth. They will say look back at history,and look at the Persian empires, look at Cyrus the great, Darius, Persepolis, and so on and so forth. Then they will also claim that if one investigates closer, you will see superior mathematics , physics and even Morals. They would explain how their leaders, like Cyrus were so humble they did not want any special recognition on their graves, siting they would like to be buried with the people. The american constitution is bases on the work of Cyrus, his CYRUSOPEDIA, and therefore any Persian will state that the American constitution is simply an extention of the persian empire that Cyrus built. Therefore, persians make the conclusion that all Persians are Superior. WOuldn't you agree, though..simply look at all the great poets like Hafiz and Rumi, and incredible feats, like the road the extends from Turkey to Persepolis, Isn't it a little insane to question that Persians are superior.

how did you get 100 on your test.
A: Cause i'm Persian

Wow, The Shawshank Redemption was an incredible movie, it was really Persian

by ERIC BLAIR AKA GEORGE ORWELL January 20, 2010

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