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An ex-pest is much like a sex pest (which is itself just shy of a rapist) but one which goes after friend's exes
"I can't believe Eddie went for (example's ex girlfriend ), he's such an ex-pest
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A pussy pest is a guy who persistently pesters women for sexual reasons, most often resulting in a general discontent with their existence.
Girl 1: Ben just won’t leave me alone!
Girl 2: Ew, what a Pussy Pest.
To describe someone who constantly text messages other people, non stop for several hours.
-How many messages you get from Ciara?
-15
-Wow she has been a real Text pest today.
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A person who's mind is filled with filth. Will take every opportunity to turn the most innocent of conversations/ situations, into sordid sex fests.
Will be prone to expose themselves.
Al:"Mate, have a butchers at this!"
Ben:"Dude! Seriously! Put the mouse back in the house!"
Nick:"Bloody sex pest!"
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One of those annoying exes who still feels the need to interfere in your present life..
Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in
"The ex pest has been on the phone again sticking her oar in where its not wanted"
A serial pest, is someone or something that constantly bugs a team or a user in a workplace.
Serial pests are often the management type, that walk around in brightly coloured shirts and have a phone attached to their ears at all times.
They often bug another user or team in an effort to delay their own work.
Alex: Hi Team, have you seen that email that came through a second ago? Have you actioned it?
IT Team: No Alex, we're currently working on something else, it has been placed in our queue and will be looked at shortly.
Alex: Team, that isn't good enough, this is an important customer and needs attention straight away.
IT Team: Alex, have you contacted that other user to tell them their system is ready?
Alex: Yeah, yeah.. Alright, I haven't contacted him yet, but..... whatever, get back to work.
IT Team: Man, that Alex guy is such a Serial Pest.
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Somebody who lurks around (usually in the office, school, playground etc) spying on female staff / small children, only surfacing to harass said victims with a disgusting sense of "slickness".
Hedge pests are usually older and very unattractive, often sporting a mustache, missing teeth, scraggly hair, and a pot belly.
Hedge pests are often the target of sexual harassment claims, and would account for a large percentage of all those charged with possessing child pornorgraphy
"Did you see Phil stroking the back of that hot chick on reception?
Yeah, what a filthy hedge pest"
"Look at that dirty old man spying from the hedges just beyond the playground!
Quick, call the police!"
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