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Philip is everyone’s favorite boi. The dead son of Alexander Hamilton.
Friend: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf
Joey: PHILIP NO- SEPT HUIT NEUF-
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Philip is an amazing young lad who is Scottish and hates sluts. Especially those in his grade
He is high achieving and judges everyone.
Philip has a short penis however can be wielded wisely so that it is a magical schlong sword
Philip loves dogs. especially bull terriers.
Philip prefers slow, easy sex because he runs out of breath quickly.
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A small little gay man. Who’s most likely to run over your dog and steal your house. He can’t be loved.
Dad who ran our dog? Philip. And he’s taking out house son of a dog biscuit.
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The most amazing person you will ever meet. Tall dark and handsome, sweet and kind. Usually has a manly beard.
eg. That guy is such a Philip!
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N. a lover of a girl who is in love with the lover
Aleshia is dating Philip, she loves him with her whole heart.
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Usualy philips have tiny dicks, they always try to show off what they dont have and try to impress any girls even if their ugly
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Noun (n):
The proper name for a man who loves an amazing woman with constancy and passion. Philips are smart and funny, but not above a little stupidity. Their noses tend to reflect the size of their... um... hearts and capacity for love. They also have trouble containing their feelings of love, which can burst out in odd ways; such as love bites. This example may, or may not, be evidence of vampiric tendencies. But in either case having a little antiseptic handy is never a bad idea when involved with a Philip.
Verb (v):
To love or to act as a Philip.
He is such a Philip.
He really philips her.
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