jeanjoneifer phobia

someone who is terrified of jean jones from kilsyth

do you have any phobias?
yes, i have jeanjoneifer phobia

oh really…

fragapane phobia

the fear of celebrating a birthday- one who does not wish for anyone,including family and friends, to acknowledge or celebrate their birthday.

Dave: Hey Frank - we're going to dinner in the village for your birthday- wanna come?
Frank: it's not my birthday, f--k you.
Lisa: Dude, that guy has Fragapane Phobia- just leave him alone and we'll all go out for his birthday.

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vegan phobia

Lmao dis isn’t a real word this is just something that vegan teacher made up

Vegan phobia means blah blah blah

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Walmart Phobia

A phobia of Walmart. I have it it means you fucking scared of Walmart and have panic attacks when you go

“I have Walmart phobia”

weekday phobia

- a condition of people having negative feelings for

weekdays;

- a state of mind that usually occurs on later hours of

Sunday's

- a manner of feeling unmotivated, lazy, etc. to face

weekdays

- a fear that brings unhappy thoughts for the coming days

(Monday- Friday)

especially when you are expecting to do task

overtime because of too much work load.. and your

trying hard to beat deadlines.

- also suffered by real students

" I'm not interested to do anything for the moment, I'm on a weekday phobia mode! "

Social Phobia

A highly debilitating mental disease in which the sufferer has an irrational fear of social situations. This may manifest itself as excessive sweating, trembling, a shaky and/or inaudibly quiet voice, facial blushing, or basically anything else that you wouldn't want to happen. This could be brought on by specific situations, such as giving a speach, or, for those of us that are extremely unlucky, anytime someone so much as glances in our general direction. While talking to a social phobic, he/she probably won't make eye contact and might talk very quietly. He or she is NOT a freak, as much as you might want to call them one.

Social Phobia is not to be confused with shyness. Shyness is an emotion that all people experience, SP is a disease for a select few.

Emotions = good
Diseases = bad

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Food phobia

When you eat way too many of a certain kind of food and you stop eating it forever.

Pushy Bastard : Why don't you like the chips?
Food Phobic : I have a Food phobia for them.

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