Narrative Photography

This new advertising (mostly..), tricknology that can be seen in any Prada ad : two waifish twentysomething fashion models living together, showed arguing. Hmmmm, cool?

I opened RS to be welcomed by a photo-narrative ad-athon of young-looking, sexy models in ohsogood fold-outs.. and I wondered : why the fuck can't they make ads like this in my country?! bummer!

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Photography Safari

The time spent with a friend while doing photography. This does not need to take place on an actual safari.

We should go on a photography safari tomorrow! I just got a new camera that is badass.

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Digital Photography

A completely talentless form of "art" in which the only thing you need to be successful is photoshop or some other sort of program making actual practice or talent unnecessary and completly void.

since im into digital photography i need absolutely no talent!

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maxcrowe photography

1. Photographs taken at a ridiculously high standard.

2. Extremely good photographs/photography.

3. Anything artistic that looks amazing.

Bill: "Dude that guys photos are INSANE! He must be by far the best photographer I've ever seen."

Rick: "Totally man, that's some real maxcrowe photography right there. He's got my respect.

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Digital Photography

A popular hobby involving the regular purchase of increasingly expensive and hopelessly complex image capture equipment in order to keep pace with alleged improvements to such aparatus.

"I'm into digital photography, Frank!"
"Sod that, Dave! You'll have to remortgage the house!"

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thin angle photography

The type of photos fat women use in their facebook and online dating profiles. A picture taken from above the head at an angle that deceptively hides how massive the cow really is.

Leonard: Hey Josh, look at this chick on e-harmony! She is a real looker! I got a date with her this weekend!

Josh: Nah dude, don't mean to disappoint you, but check the angle of the shot- taken from up-high and to the left... total fatty using thin angle photography to hide the mass. Her face ain't bad though.

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Guerrilla Photography

An impromptu act of taking pictures of yourself and or friends with your phone using existing objects or people that you see as you are out, Usually for Social Network sharing.

Get in front of that Vespa, let me take your pic. this is awesome Guerrilla Photography

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