Underground Pimple

An immensely painful zit that develops seemingly under the epidermis and makes that spot sensitive to touch for days. A bit of a scientific oddity, since zits are supposed to be infected pores, but these things clearly have deeper intentions.

Jake: Whoa dude did you get hit in the forehead with a tack hammer?

Rob: What? Wait - sigh. It's my underground pimple.

Jake: Jesus dude, stick a needle in it already.

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Pimple porn

The making and/or watching and enjoying of YouTube clips where pimples or cysts are being squeezed.

OMG, my mobile phone is soo high...that must have been all that pimple porn I was watching on You Tube.

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Penis Pimple

1- Boyle on your dick

2- Irritation from shaving vaginas

3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.

Joshua : Shit, you eatin' pizza naked again?
Nick : Fuck no, I don't need another penis pimple

pecker pimple

A derogatory term similar to asshole or dickhead.it is also a painful pimple on ones penis fortunately are rare

Stop being such a pecker pimple and pass the potatoes.

love pimple

A pimple that breaks out around the mouth as in indication of being in love or someone being in love with you. These usually appear suddenly after romantic occurances.

I kissed my crush last night and now I've got a love pimple on my lip.

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ass pimple

An endearing term for someone who is constantly attached to you or mooching off of you.

"My brother is such an ass pimple, I wish he would get a job and move out of my house!"

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pimple farmer

An adolescent male who spends a great deal of his time on the computer. His activities can include masturbation, posting on messageboards, gaming, masturbation, collecting Lindsay Lohan pics, masturbating to said pics, and not having a girlfriend.

The name comes from the probable fact that this adolescent male has acne.

You pimple farmers need to:

1.) Get outside
2.) Get laid
3.) Get a clue

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