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Describes the unusual noise made by new shoes when walking.
Mike: What is that noise? Did you fart?
Sophia: No, that wasn't me, that was a shoefart.
The making and/or watching and enjoying of YouTube clips where pimples or cysts are being squeezed.
OMG, my mobile phone is soo high...that must have been all that pimple porn I was watching on You Tube.
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Pain in forearm due to overuse of computer mouse.
My right forearm is sooo sore, I think I got mousitis from looking up Urban Dictionary definitions.
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A blank message sent in response to a text (intentionally or otherwise), letting the original sender know that the message has been read.
I got a confirmation bubble from your mother, so she knows weΓ’ΒΒll be there tonight.
Steve sent a confirmation bubble, so heΓ’ΒΒs seen the list.
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Insufficient left overs for a doggybag.
Hey Mike, there is only enough left for a puppybag, you might as well finish it all.
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Liquid communications used by dogs, usually deposited near letterboxes, fire-hydrants and lamp posts.
Mike: That was a long walk, I thought you were only going around the block.
Sophia: Splash (male dog) had a lot of p-mail to catch up on.
Describes those with an inability to listen or interpret obvious signs and signals from their body.
Many bodydeaf people who are currently obese are unable to tell whether they are hungry or thirsty. As a consequence many people eat more yet remain chronically dehydrated.