Piratism

The act of a co-worker (junk-food socialist) eating a snack that was hidden with great care in the company fridge for later enjoyment.

I was going to eat that last ice cream cone I had stashed until someone committed snack piratism!

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pirate

1. n. Arch rival of the ninja.
2. n. Devotee of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

1. Pirates are way cooler than ninjas.
2. You must wear full pirate regalia to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster properly.

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pirater

one who illegally pirates things from the internet

i went on uTorrent to pirate stuff, making me a pirater

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Pirate

When a woman is giving you head pull out before ejaculation and blow your load in her eye. Then kick her in the shin. After completing those 2 tasks you have gave a women the pirate.

Dude i gave Kevo's sister the Pirate last night.

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Piratically

The action of doing something, but with a hook

"Before the Grilled Cheese Wizard ($49.95), every time I tried to make a sandwich, I would piratically decapitate myself. But now, I enjoy golden brown cheese every day! Thanks, Grilled Cheese Wizard!"

Pirate

A promiscuous woman, constantly in search of capturing more semen.

Bob: Wow, that's the fourth guy she's hooked up with this week.
John: I'm not surprised. She's a pirate.

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pirate

The most freaking awesome thing ever to walk the face of the earth

Damn, thats one sexy pirate

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