Pork pistol

the goods between a mans legs.
except for those who drive a Toyota Pruis

-So what did u do last night?

-I shot my lady in the face with my Pork pistol.

-Why?

-She said tell me when u are done.

-And?

-So i was like *SMACK* NO!! You will take it.

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2 Pistols

Traitin' ass rapper who got knocked out with a one hitta quitta at a party and now nobody hears about (well his only song I heard was "She got it").

Friend 1: Did you hear that new 2 pistols song?
Friend 2: Is that the guy who got knocked out at a party?
Friend 1: Erm, I guess, well did you hear it?
Friend 2: :O! He can rap while in a coma?!

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pistol pwned

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.

<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!

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Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

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jizz pistol

Slang word to define the male "penis".

Met this filthy whore last night and fucked her with my jizz pistol. It was locked, cocked and ready to rock.

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Porridge Pistol

A colloquial term for the male appendage, often used to reference to a man's ejaculatory fluids.

Nick: Dude, I heard Abi has been fucking Will recently!

Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.

bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.

Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol

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