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A medium sized breed of dog who is often stereotyped as being violent. Smiles a lot. Prone to getting the zoomies, where they run around like crazy and then fall asleep.
Pitbulls are the best, fluffiest dogs in the world.
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Ultimately the darn chilliest ass dogs you could own. These dogs are strong ASF, tough as nails, but very loving and charismatic animals. They are high-energy, aggressively active and very fun dogs to own. All pit-bulls are notably strong and bulky. They are typically looked at as shit and people treat and look at them as violent and out-out of control and meaningless ghetto animals just because they are typically owned by Mexicans. Nahhh, own one and you'll see what that you have a winner in your hands. No they are not for everyone, but pit bulls are so darn bad-ass in every way..
Pitbull-
Woof!
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The oral stimulation of a man's penis while he sings for the woman giving the head. The woman giving the head then orgasms before the male as a result of the sound of his voice.
Kelsie: "Oh my god, i would so pitbull Pitbull. He makes me so wet!"
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When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.
I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.
Rhyming a word in a song with the same word. Named after the singer Pitbull for his bad rhyming in songs.
Pitbull: Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak,
Or better yet, go to Times Square,
Take a picture of me with a Kodak
Me:Oh god the origin of Pitbull Rhyming
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Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.
Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"