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the situation after a byob party where the host discovers guests have left a lot of beer behind
Dude 1: I heard your party last night was baller
Dude 2: Yeah it was sweet- wasn't planning on having it, but it was mad fun. Plus I ended up with a lot of extra booze, totally beer plus
1. A term used to describe a person of European or Caucasian descent, who pretends to be black, Arabic, Hispanic, or another race who's skin tone is generally dark. The term is derived from the brand of bread of the same name, for its white demeanor and its nutritional properties of wheat bread (darker color). Also pronounced "wunda-plus".
2. A branch off of Wonder bread.
1. (Caucasian boy appears)
Yo, wullah, mah brutha! Como eystas?
(Hispanics and Arabs)
-Ay, yo, whut up, Wonder-plus, esse!
-Wassup, akh?
2. I'm hungry. Pass some delicious Wonder-plus, please.
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A failed attempt of becoming the new Facebook. But now, its the most popular, unwanted social website known to man! Thanks to Google Plus and forcing everyone on YouTube to try it. Facebook got competition now!
Random Guy: Hey you like Google Plus?
Random Guy's Friend: Hell No!
Random Guy: Well screw you! If you want to comment on YouTube now, you need it. Start adding me to your circle so I can stalk you!
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A horrible idea developed to combine several movements: atheism, feminism, L.G.B.T., social justice, and skepticism. The idea is poor because:
1) These individual movements have differing frames of reference and goals
2) It seeks to divide established groups into a minority of minorities
-Not all atheists are skeptics, not all skeptics are feminist, not all feminist and atheist, etc.
3) It alienates supporters of each movement, which likely outnumbers the A+ members in all cases.
-Example: feminism moving to A+ would alienate religious feminist
Atheism only address one question, is belief in a deity or deities supported by evidence, which is why it’s powerful. Atheism does not provide a world view about how to live nor should it. There are existing terms for these other movements and the combination of all social justice issues. It’s called “social equality” and” humanism”. Atheism plus is a divisive movement started by short sighted-power seeking Prima Donnas looking to hijack and existing movement (atheism) for personal glory and intellectual bigotry.
Let’s all join atheism plus so we can sit on our high-horses and talk shit about everyone else.
Instead of helping millions of dying Africans by spreading atheism and promoting the use of condoms, let’s join the feminist, slow the progress of atheism by alienating members, and promote internal bickering.
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A plugin used in browsers meant to block advertisements in different sites.
Guy 1: Those shitty YouTube 30 second long commercials are pissing me off.
Guy 2: You kinda deserve it.
Guy 1: Wtf, why?
Guy 2: Because you don't have adblock plus you dumbfuck.
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your guest when you are invited to an event
"billy's gonna be my plus-one at jane's party"
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A virus that imitates real security software and "scans" your computer, giving bogus viruses in an attempt to scare you into giving them your credit card number.
Antivirus plus? What's that? Oh no! 32 threats found? Malicious software detected? Here's my credit card number! Charge me any amount you'd like!
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