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Poonis

(noun) The word for a distended stomach or belly the result of over eating.

"I've just eaten a huge Lasagne, look at the size of my poonis"

by Duvet McTiny McTavish May 23, 2003

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poonis

The sticky,sweaty,itchy area between the penis and anus.
usually quite smelly,hairy and wet.

jesus my poonis is 5 cm in length! and smells like bigfoots dick....

by George Kingston November 17, 2005

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Poonis

A large frozen piece of poo used to bang a female or male orifice.

Cecil: "Hey Gretchen, grab the thinga mabobber out of the ice box and come ram me with it."

Gretchen: "Oh dear. I guess it's poonis time!"

Cecil: "Nothing but a bit of choco lipstick!"

by Teriaki? March 26, 2009

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Poonis

A Poonis is a gay mans penis under certain circumstances.

Explanation:
After gay intercourse, if no condom is used, it is possible that ones penis will be covered in poo/fecal matter. Hence, poonis.

Brett: Hey bro wanna have gay sex tonight?
Ethan: Nah, I don't want a Poonis.

by Jimmy119 September 22, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poonis

n. The hairy strip between the anus and the balls. < Jew. Tookis + gaboingoes.

My poonis itches like a muthfucka!

by Rabbi Hoffawitz March 11, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poonis

Poonis n. - that of a muff, puss, etc. or any other words associated with the vaginal area.

Gee Golly Gosh Susan, your poonis needs a bath.

by poonislover December 10, 2002

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poonis

When yo breath smells like hot poo.

Damn, shorty's breath straight smell like poonis.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

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