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Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.
Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.
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"Easy to talk to but hard to explain "
I met a girl with a porcelain name
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A Toilet -- Where you go to pray after a night of drinking.
"dude, I dropped out of University to drink full-time; since then I've spent many days praying at the porcelain altar!"
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This describes the large wave that hits your butt when you take a big dump.
When that Big Mac came flying out of my anus like a greased monkey, it made a porcelain tsunami and got poop-water all over my cheeks.
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When a male awakens with morning wood and goes to take a morning shit, he will often times need to urinate as well. To avoid urinating everywhere except in the toilet due to an erection, one must tuck his erect penis under the toilet seat to hold it down.
"Yo, I had the biggest morning wood today and I had to pull off a porcelain tuck."
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the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown
"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
When one enters a public toilet to discover the previous occupant has decided it’s time for some Italian cuisine.
One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.
Recipe:
Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen
Pasta Sheets - Bog roll
Prep time - User discrepancy
Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended
Holy fuck, someone has started a porcelain lasagne in this toilet, see you soon boys, it’s time for the cheese layer.