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Person or persons who steal packages off of unsuspecting customers porches or front door areas.
"Man, I just got my shit stolen from a porch pirate"
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When somebody shits on a neighbors porch.
Usually expresses deep hatred.
Can be used to end feuds between neighbors.
Will piss off the targeted neighbor to an unbelievable degree.
Dude 1: I've been feuding with that damn neighbor for years! He just took a Porch Shit!
Dude 2: I Wish I'd been there to see it.
Dude 1: I got a picture! I'm sending it to the homeowners association!
Traditional American flat-top guitar played on country porches after supper.
Man, that guitar sounds good! Reminds me of an authentic Appalachian Porch Thumper! Damn, its making me homesick! Bourbon anyone?
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When a girl starts to tickle your butthole and maybe penetrates it with a finger, but only a one knuckle allowance. Anything over one knuckle is smoking in the house and that's simply not allowed.
I mean she was hot and was down for whatever, I let her smoke on the porch but nothing more. She was a classy broad. (Smoking on the porch)
A person who frequently attacks others in speech or writing, but who poses no intellectual threat whatsoever. The motivation of this type of person can usually be accurately construed as a desire to be obnoxious and offensive.
Origin: The phrase "porch dog" is used to refer to dogs that sit on front porches and bark (vigorously and fruitlessly) at passersby, but who pose no physical threat.
Yeah, that guy has a scathing response to just about everyone who posts in this forum. He's a real porch dog.
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1. Crude meat derived from questionable origins, usually pungent and fetid in odor.
2. Slang for Penis
3. Slang for artificially augmented breasts.
Paris Hilton's underleg area reeks of porch beef.
One or more people that unlawfully enter a property with the goal of stealing newly delivered packages from the doorstep of a private home before the items have been secured.
You Buy It, We Steal It! - Porch Pirates have welcomed themselves to your door
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