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when a college girl on a dare rides around town bottemless but with top on
porky pig the cartoon only wears a shirt
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An instance were a or a group of females are in a position where a man or group of men are normally found.
What in the reverse porky's is going in on here? We have a 597 going on in the office. No not a dog fighting ring.
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A taste busting snack as defined by British comedian Jasper Carrot: Ham, jam and Spam wrapped round a Wagon Wheel.
The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".
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I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.
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A greasy breakfast containing eggs and a pork product, e.g., bacon, usually consumed the morning after a night of excessive drinking for the purposes of alleviating a hangover.
Person A: Damn dog, what you eating?
Person B: Porky eggs.
Person A: What the hell are porky eggs dog?
Person B: Look it up in the Urban Dictionary you stupid retard.
Person A attempts to look up the term on his iPhone
Person A: It's not defined here dog.
Person B: Aw, shit. I submitted a definition a couple of days ago. Those idiot editors at the Urban Dictionary must have rejected it.
Person A: That sucks dog!
Person B: I know, dog! Now you aren't going to know what porky eggs means, cause I ain't telling you!
Person A and B share a laugh.
A walkie-talkie carried by fat security guards.
Hey look at the fat guy with the walkie-talkie!
I think you'll find that's a porky-talkie. They're especially for fat ugly security guards like Pork Scotch.
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v. The act of waking up in the morning after a drunken night, wearing a shirt and shoes but no pants. Similar to the wardrobe choices of Porky Pig.
Tom told everyone at the lunch table that he had seen a guy porky pigging it, but they knew he was lying to get friends.
Charlie is always porky pigging it, because he's a lame-ass drunkard.
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