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The act of ejaculating on a women’s stomach so when the semen pools in the bellybutton it resembles a tiny bowl of porridge.
"Josh told me that Brett was so drunk last night that he let some dude treat him to a bowl of tummy porridge."
Sex porridge is the male sex cell basically spunk
im going to sprey my sex porridge all over you!
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sloppy seconds with a girl after someone has recently ejaculated inside her
thefore you stir the porridge
guy 1: i just fucked that dirty midget
guy 2: i did her ten minutes ago
guy 1: Shit i was stirring the porridge
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Anal porridge is excrement that resembles the consistency of porridge. It is light and fluffy and smells deadly. Originates from North Bay, Ontario.
I can't use the bathroom because it smells like anal porridge.
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Much like porridge wog
Used to describe Scottish people or people of Scottish decent.
It's particularly used to describe those who lick the boot of their imperial masters.
The porridge nigger did anything the Englishman told him.
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making love to a woman who has had several gentlemen precede you into the said woman leaving their ejaculate inside the said woman, her pussy being full cum, hence porridge!
i don't know what fash is up to, but if he gets into pd he'll definitely be stirring porridge on a grand scale.
bagging up is required at the very least!
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