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The relaxed and tired feeling after eating a very large Portuguese meal
Man, I can't stay up, I got mad portugitis ..
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crap country and the worst country, nothing in potrugal is good
someone: omg i love portugal
me: no u dont cuz portugal is the worst country ever
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European country that seems to send half-it's population to small towns every year.
Primary exports: Men (often more cocky than they deserve to be); Women (Hot until they turn thirty, then they shink and undergo some mutating process); Chourico (tasty!).
My town is like Little Portugal.
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A banana-republic kind of place.
Corruption,poverty, no light at the end of the tunnel...
Barely located in Europe...but the poor and no prospects one.
Guy 1: What? 10 new football statiums but no civilized-world health care services??
Guy 2: It's Portugal my friend.
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a portugese person who lives in Newark, NJ... a.k.a. Phil Valente
Hey John, look it's the portugally Phil.
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A small country on the western most part of Europe. The portuguese men suffer from small-country-syndrome A.K.A. small-pecker-syndrome. All they know how to talk about is soccer although they play with no shoes.
Portugal suffers from small-country-syndrome.
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The most disgusting country in the world.
Full of theives and slimy, scummy men.
Home to idiots that love to rob your villa's contents and take advantage of you because you are an innocent tourist on holiday. The people that live there are poor and see you as an easy target because they have nothing themselves and have never worked a day in their life. They make me want to be physically sick.
never go to portugal. the people cant be trusted.
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