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When a guy is almost about to cum and knocks the girl unconscious (so she's limp and hanging upside-down on the bed) and he finishes.
Every time I have break up sex I possum her.
She broke up with me after I kept possuming her.
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possssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuummmmmmmsssssssss...
possssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuummmmmmmsssssssss...
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Also known as "Possum Wampin," "Possum Stompin" or "Possum Beatin"The act of getting a few people around, going out driving on a back country roads at about midnight or so, attempting to find, and kill, these useless rodent creatures called Opossums(possums). These creatures are commonly found wandering on the road licking the salt left on the road after winter and so early spring is the best time of year to carry out this game. Once the group of possomers comes across a possum, everyone jumps out of the vehicle and runs after the animal to surround it and the carry out the execution. They are not fast animals at all, have no natural predators, are mostly diseased, and are always found on the road flattened with their guts hangin out. And so the small game of "Possuming" has been created. Possums are usualy killed by baseball bats, pick handles, guns, chains, vehicles, and things of that sort.
Hey guys wanna go out "possuming" tonight?
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when someone has a really hairy arse
man vella and jacob have some sik possums
get ya possum out!!
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A non-existing animal. A myth. The usage of the term 'possum' is popular under pot-heads.
Actually a 'possum' is a rat. But when stoners get high and see a rat, they refer to it as a 'possum'.
One night me and some friends were sitting in the backyard getting stoned as could be.
My dads old , blind, toothless tiny 3 pound chiuahua somehow heard a possum crawling out of a metal trash can and attacked.
That BIG ole possum got scared shitless in mid air jumped and 'played possum' and fell to the ground like it was dead, all back arched teath showing smellin bad.
The old dog sniffed it a few times and came strutting back after her 'kill' and we all started laughing soo hard that we dropped the bong and spilled the rolling tray in the grass.
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Is an old man who dresses as a Boy Scout and Lays claims he works for the Long Island Rail Road while in search of young boys that will let him play with there private parts. Sometimes including his own private part into the said boy.
Pedophile, possum, sex offender.
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a possum, like the one i know is a very very very cuteee thing... i love possums, especially mine!! they are not known as pieces of shit, they r known as caring animals!! My possum is gorgeous!
possum, rat, weed, not shit, ok
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