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Way of describing someone who looks like they smell based on appearance.
“Hes got that post malone complex. Yall smell somethin??”
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The "Post Malone Effect" is a particularly enigmatic psychosocial theory based on the phenomena of sexy women apparently attracted to the objectively unattractive and tubby-ass Post Malone. The theory states that it is not in fact how handsome Post Malone is, but how BUTT ASS UGLY Post Malone is that makes him attractive to women. The Post Malone Effect can often be seen in Southern California where crusty tools with poor hygiene and fat business-type middle-aged men with male pattern baldness appear to be partnered with beautiful women. Some less extreme examples are Jay-Z and Beyonce, or Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness. In the case of an Beautiful-Male / Ugly-Female (BMUF), such as Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness, The Post Malone Effect is interchangeable with it's analogue coined for that exact scenario: The Hugh Jackman Effect.
(The Post Malone Effect is often believed to correlate with social status and money, but growing evidence appearing in the early 21st century seems to counter this common belief providing a path for further study and academic analysis)
Handsome Nigga 1: "Damn that mf is ugly, he look like he take gas station vitamins. How did he get with Padma Lakshmi?"
Handsome Nigga 2: "The Post Malone Effect... fuck being handsome."
Ugly Nigga Friend: "Hell yeah nigga, fuck being handsome."
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This isn't your traditional PMS it's way more than that. Post Malone Syndrome affects both males and females equally. Typical symptoms vary from person to person. The Most Common are Feelings of Paranoia, Psychosis, Richness, Sadness, Coldness, Feeling Like a Rockstar, Having Deja Vu, Falling Apart, Leaving Suddenly, Taking Shots, Feelings of being Up There, Too Young, Sometimes Feeling Whitney, and Seeing Sunflowers.
Other side effects may include: Pleasant dreams, euphoria, erotic visions, and increased libido.
There is no cure for Post Malone Syndrome PMS. It takes over your life then you start taking Zack and Codeine.
PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)
Anita: Hey Leon, I think I have PMS because I'm feeling like a Rockstar at times then I Fall Apart . Sometimes I ask myself why don't you love me.
Leon Dechino: That's sick, why would you tell me that?!
Anita: No, not that type of PMS... I mean Post Malone Syndrome.
Leon Dechino: Ohhhhh, I get that all the time, but my symptom is rare - erotic visions! Take some Zack and Codeine... You'll be better in the morning.
Anita: Thanks Leon!
Fake Post Malone Fan:
Fake Post Malone Fan: Lexi
A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.
"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"
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A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.
Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.