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A massage performed using an erect penis as the stimulating device.
Source: "Someone You Know" by Gary Zebrun, Alyson Publications, USA, 2004, pg. 81.
"He tried to turn me over, but I resisted. He tried to put his cock into my mouth, but I wouldn't surrender. So he rubbed it against my face and up and down my chest until he spread cum from my neck to my navel -- a Princeton rub."
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It has a fire house that is now an arts building, a pizza place, and a train station with a little coffee shop in the basement. There was also an Acme that was shut down, in turn putting all the other businesses in the strip mall down.
I use my relatives in Princeton Junction to get to New York City.
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The melting pot of Missouri. Residents are of all ethicisties. They are very good at drinking beer, smoking pot, and sports. Also, they shoot a lot of big deer. Will run into the occasional meth head, don’t be alarmed
Princeton, Missouri is the shit.
A series of sexual activities in a certain order.
1. Kissing (French) (GED)
- Once you have French Kissed you have passed.
2. Groping (Feeling Up) (PSAT)
- Once both parties have felt all 'Fun" parts you have passed.
3. Fingering and/or Hand Job (Hands Only) (ACT)
- Once both parties have preformed for a 1 minute each you have passed.
4. Going Down and/or Blow Job (Oral Sex) (SAT)
- Once oral has been preformed for 3 minutes on each person you have passed. (Save time and do a 69!)
5. Anal Sex (Use a Rubber) (AP)
- Go for 5 minutes and you have passed, but don't cum early!
6. Normal Sex (Missionary & Cowboy) (LSAT)
- Once you get one partner to orgasm you have passed, most likely the guy.
7. Orgasm (Climax) (MCAT)
- Once you get the other partner to orgasm you have passed, most likely the girl. This is all or nothing! Do what you must to make her climax! If she doesn't cum, you don't pass the MCATs!
Once you have completed all the steps in order, you can say you have completed The Princeton Review.
Wow! I can't believe you finished The Princeton Review in 20 minutes! It took me at least 45 minutes, and I almost failed the MCATs.
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Princeton, New Jersey is the ultimate prep town. The streets are swarmed with entitled, self-absorbed kids, rich people, and expensive cars. PHS is one of the best public schools in the country, yet many parents still spend tens of thousands of dollars to send their little brat to either PDS, Hun, Lawrenceville, Stuart, or Peddie. 99% of the town is white, and all of the kids have played lacrosse at one point in their life. Despite the towns seemingly perfect and put together facade, Princeton is home to lots of parties and drugs. Although there are SOME chill kids here, the majority of kids will judge you based on which school you go to, what car you drive, and where your beach house is located.
Princeton is the New Jersey version of Greenwich.
Kid 1: Yo did you see that Princeton, NJ was in the news
Kid 2: No why
Kid 1: Someone blogged about the Jews vs. Nazis game that they were playing at that PHS party and it went viral.
Kid 2: Those kids have no sense of right and wrong.
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A common misconception of Princetonians is that we are all rich and snobby. While Princeton is home to many ice cream parlors, over-priced stores, and many restaurants, there are also some of the ghettoist places. Such as Palmer Square (where all the emo's hang out) Shopping Center, and the Library. We Princetonians do not appreciate being dissed like that.
How many ignorant people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3
1 to buy it
1 to screw it in
1 person to go on Urban Dictionary and diss Princeton
Princeton, NJ is the flyest town ever to be created. It's like a little island of California on the east coast.
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Worst possible place to grow up in where everyone knows everyone else and everyone knows when someone does someone else.
Also known for very hypocritical people who have nothing better to do than bother others.
Princeton, Indiana
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