prize plum

Idiot, moron, jackass. Used when someone's done something REALLY stupid.

You actually paid for an Ashley Madison account? You prize plum. It's full of spam bots. You'd probably have better luck on FetLife, and it's free.

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Prize Chode

The biggest chode in the world. He sleeps in a pit, full of chicken (sometimes chodeburgers), as his dad is the colonel. The pit must be a funnel as can only eat downwards and not up. And is perfectly timed so that he falls down through the bottom of the funnel, when it is time for breakfast. He has a chicken dispenser on his mobile phone.

"Oh my god, Seymour is the biggest chode there is. What a gyspy chode."

"I personally feel he would be described as a prize chode"

"Well, he is pretty peng to be honest"

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push prize

noun:
a gift for a mother-to-be, usually jewelry. ("Push" refers to labor)
(variant: "pushing prize")

I spent more on the wife's push prize than I did on her engagement ring.

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toaster prize

1. A prize awarded indiscriminately, esp. at the entrance of an Administrative Professionals Convention.

2. A trophy granted to celebrate some arbitrary distinction--possibly invented, ironically, to celebrate a quality/flaw of the recipient

3. A consolation prize.

All runners-up received the toaster prize, a coupon for discounted orthodontic services

prize winner

leaving a "large" dump someplace worthy of non-flushing.
(preferably "not" at one's own place)

Ha Ha. I left a prize winner at KFC just an hour ago.

prize fries

Prize fries are fries you find at the bottom of the fast food bag after you think you've finished your fries.

Damn, these fries are already gone, I should have gotten a large! Ahh, wait, look at this, prize fries!

Lady prize

Another word(s) to describe the female sexual organ.

I'd kill to touch her lady prize.