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procrasterbating

Using masturbation as a way to put things off.

"I was too busy to wash the car because I was procrasterbating."

by carpediemdps March 30, 2010

10๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Procrasterbate

To put off doing work and in stead jerking-off to look at porn on the computer.

A buddy of mine works from home and gets sidetracked easy, so he decides to look at porn and masturbate and not get any work done. I can call him up and i know when he is Procrasterbateing.

by Bigb20 July 12, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Procrasterbating

The act of procrastinating by masturbating.

Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?

Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.

by TIME Lincoln March 4, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Procrasterbate

1.When you are masturbating, and you decide to stop for awhile, and go do something else.

2.Masturbating as an exscuse for not doing something else.

1.
-"Hey dude! I did the wierdest thing yesterday."
-"What?"
-"I procrasterbated. I was in the mood but decided to watch tv instead."

2.
-"Denworth!"
-"ahhh, boss!"
-"Denworth, if i see you procrasterbating instead of doing your work again, your fired!"

by Taylor Deyoung October 24, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Procrasterbating

When you stroke the shaft, just to keep it from getting soft.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.

I visited Mark the other day. I walked in on him watching T.V, unfortunately, he was Procrasterbating.

by FamishedPants February 9, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


procrasterbation

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"

tom procrasterbated and recieved blueballs.

by Dave March 22, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


procrasterbation

I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.

"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."

by Miklos Patrichnikov March 23, 2004

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