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Lipton Protocol

The Lipton protocol is a TCP protocol that utilizes port 69. The first two packets dropped in are are jumbo ( depending on User ). If the packets are correctly massaged then you may get a burst of millions of little packets all over the place.

Tami woke up with her boyfriend trying to start a "lipton protocol" attack. She was startled and only recieved the Jumbo's.

by lipton tea October 7, 2010

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There's no protocol for monkeys

When a problem is being discussed, but due to a lack of correct terminology no solution is reached.

"A child has fallen from a monkey at school, what do you do?"
"....There's no protocol for Monkeys"
"You mean monkey bars?"

by VintageCola March 17, 2018

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high protocol

High protocol is, in the BDSM community, a set of rules (or pre-determined etiquette) that are deemed acceptable behaviour for a submissive in a dom/sub relationship.

My partner and I are a fan of high protocol so I follow all their rules to a T, 24/7, when they punish me

by Garak September 7, 2023

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Biden Protocol

A state of exit that involves no forethought or planning of any kind. Typical results involve: pulling out late, disappearing at night, leaving in a hurry, forgetting things and leaving them behind (ie. laptop, military equipment, personnel).

Omg that rich guy I met 9 months ago pulled a Biden protocol! Iโ€™ll give him his laptop back at court for his child support.

by Truthunfiltered August 31, 2021


Lens Protocol

Lens Protocol is a composable
and decentralized Web3 social graph
, ready for you to build on so you can focus on creating a great experience, not scaling your users. This can be used to connect with community without any boundaries and easily monetize content without adds giving users your content ownership

Developers build there apps similar to the Web2 ones for the community to use such as:
Lenster - something like Twitter

Lenstube - something like Twitter

lensta - something like Instagram

And much more

I recently moved from Twitter to Lens / Lens Protocol after i got suspended on X for my thoughts i love it

by DanIsNearby December 3, 2022


gremlin protocol

Stopping yourself from doing something stupid after midnight on the recognition that, often, little good can come from impulsive actions after midnight.

Man, I was going to text this chick something pretty crazy last night, but after looking at the clock and seeing it was 12:30, I knew I should probably sleep on it, so I initiated Gremlin Protocol and locked it down.

by Schlink238 January 24, 2017


adidas protocol

Also Known as "the sneakernet"

<geek1>HELP! My Internet is broken and I NEED to find a copy of BSG EP1

<geek2>Use the adidas protocol - go to blockbuster d00d.

by flipmcf September 13, 2005

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