Provo all-star

Usually a returned LDS missionary, but one who moves/lives in utah county to party with other Mormons while showing very little interest in moving on to Marriage like what most Mormons do in the Provo-Orem area. A Provo all-star is commonly seen as a male that's anywhere from 18-30 or even older.

Thomas S Monson and other Mormon prophets constantly warn young men of the lds church of becoming a Provo all-star

returned missionary1: any prospects for an eternal companion yet?

rm2: nah, not being married is too easy

rm1: dude your a Provo All-star!

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Provo throat soak

The provo throat soak is is when the guy shoves his cock deep down her throat with no motion. Therefore we don't have to tell the bishop because it not a real blow job

Tina can I soak my wiener deep in your throat and we can call it the provo throat soak?

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Provo Butt Slut

when a Mormon woman living in Provo, UT allows guys to fuck her in the ass to save her vaginal "virginity" and maintain the "honor code."

Mormon girl: Okay, Andrew... but you can only put it in my butt. I'm saving myself for marriage.

Andrew: Oh come on!! Don't be such a Provo Butt Slut.

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Provo pushin him off

When a guy is trying to provo push and the girl pushes him off. Thus provo pushin him off

Kelly: hey Natalie try and make my nipples hard
Natalie: haha noooo
Kelly: wanna make out?
Natalie: okay sure
Kelly: *tries to roll on top of natalie
Natalie: what are you doing?
Kelly: grunts while saying Provo pushin it babe
Natalie: NO WAY!! Provo pushin him off!!!

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provo thank you

you tongue fuck her butt hole and she fingers her butt then jacks you off as you're in the shower

"dude my girl gave me a provo thank you this morning"

Provo river rafting

Mormon "Soaking" with someone jumping in the bed. So it's not against the gospel.

John and Sarah did some provo river rafting last night. I'm glad they are waiting for marriage to have sex

Provo

A leader amongst many, courageous, humble, fearless, go getter, family oriented, and reserved. Being in the presence of these significant individuals will benefit you’re overall morale to be greater in life.

I want to be like Provo