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Puberty is when you grow hair on your whoohaha.
I know what puberty is!
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Something that children, or teenagers can possibly go through between ages 7-20 for females and males.
Females: Breast development, pucic hair, underarm hair, sometimes facial hair, strengthening of the voice, enlarging of the reproductive system, their menstrual period starting, and growing up mentally, and emotionaly.
Males: Pubic hair, facial hair, underarm hair, belly hair, anywhere else hair, enlarging of all the reproductive system parts, sperm production, nocturnal emmissions, and growing up mentally, and emotionaly.
Emoberty: Emoberty is a single segment of puberty that makes you crave lots of attention. By getting this attention you dress up in crazy,overrevealing,or all black clothes, and you pierce, cut, or sell yourself. (Taken from the common stereotype Emo, which is what happens to most kids during puberty)
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When a male/female becomes a man/woman,
males get:hair everywhere,excessive growing,growing of the pectoral muscles,growing of the penic,growing of the balls/nuts/testicles,mood swings,etc
females get:breastes,hair everywhere,excessive growing,their monthley period,mood swings,etc
Me:uh oh,im going through puberty!this sucks
person after puberty:i hear ya
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Anti-Endorphins. Puberty is the essence of feeling crap. It is also necessary to become a slave to the corporations, otherwise you'll be happy and oblivious all your life. This is why parents slip you a sedative and inject you with Puberty while you are sleeping when they think the time is right.
'Mmm...dear I think it's about time we inject our son with Puberty. He's old enough now.'
'Very good dear, I'll get some from the chemist tomorrow.'
'Don't get it cut, you don't want our son to have a small dick.'
'Oh come on dear, I can't afford the full dose and you know it!'
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When your body becomes swollen with evil, starts rotting, and the devil takes you as a toxic vessel for his purpose.
Mommy says puberty is why daddy left.
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A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.
Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.
The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.
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What every single adolesence goes through. Is miserable for every single person going through the "akward stages". When guys start having wet dreams and girls become sluts.
Puberty sucks in middle school.
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