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You: "Hey did you hear what Putin said?"
Other: "No dude."
You: "Huh, guess you were to busy PUTIN THESE BALLS IN YOU MOUTH!"
Putin
Thats How You Use It! (UP)
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1. The current president of the Russian Federation
2. Not the French word for 'fuck' - Putin sounds like poutain, which is actually the word for whore/prostitute, though it is used frequently as an epithet like 'fuck' is.
1. Valdimir Putin was on TV today discussing Chechnya
2. "Poutain! J'ai casse ma jambe"
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Putin is a old world leader who is basically bald. Oh, and he nukes innocents.
Oh no! It's Putin, the old world leader who is bald!
Since were in Ukraine, will he nukes us?
Yeah, because he is too bald.
Then we need to leave!
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Has bromance with Donald trump
You you love that guy so much you are putin
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Taking a shit in the former Soviet Union
"Hey what are you doing in the bafroom?"
"I'm Putin!"
"Where?"
"Russia!"
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The 45th president of the United States.
The fake news media reported that donnie trump was the 45th U.S. president, but Mueller's investigation revealed that Vladimir Putin had actually won the election.
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America's actual president since he won the 2016 presidential election. Can be found inserting his penis into Trump's mouth from time to time.
Joe: I thought Trump was president?
Jim: No, you moron, Trump's just pretending because he's President Putin's bitch.
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