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old person with gray/white hair.
That old q-tip up there is driving so slow.
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Similar to the cotton swab ... a Q-tip is when you gradually, but unexpectedly, insert your penis into a woman's hatchet wound with your underwear still on.
"That slut thought she had gotten it all, but she was shocked when I slipped her the Q-tip."
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The best invention ever. Used by some to poke out their brain, hence their lack of intelligence.
Man, she's so dumb she must have used q-tips today.
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A person wearing a turbin on his/her head.
The Q-tip at 7 eleven asked me for ID before I bought the forty.
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Basically just an ear dildo... I don't even know, I just inhaled Splenda through my nose and it burns like shit... What is life, honestly?
Human Being: *Cleans out ears with Q-tip remaining ignorant to the fact that cleaning your ears with a Q-tip actually just pushes the ear wax back and not cleans it*
OR:
Me: *Opens bag of Splenda*
Splenda: *Sprays wildly in the air*
Me: *Breathes*
Splenda: *Flies directly into my nose*
Me: *rolls around on the ground in pain*
Salesman: Here's a Q-TIP, good for every occasion! For cleaning your ears, makeup, keyboards, and much MUCH more!
Me: Q-tips aren't used for cleaning Splenda out of your nose
Salesman: Excuse me, let me do my job!
Me: Excuse me, do it right!
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A small plastic item with cotton on each end that can be damaging if used in the ear canal. It can force wax further into the ear and cause compaction. Despite this fact, ignorant people still use them in their ears...cuz what the hell are they good for otherwise?
Dude! I just came from the doctor and he said I have a massive wax blockage!
What did you do?
I used a Q-Tip...
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Refering to an elderly person or one with white or grey hair.
"I work with a bunch of Q-tips."
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