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The annoying friend who calls or stops by (unannounced) and is off the phone or out the door in less than two minutes. Has a tendency to do this often and for no purpose.
-'What was that? I thought I heard the phone ring??'
-'You did, it was Greggo pulling the 'real-life cameo' again.'
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when you started at the literal bottom without the help of parents/birth parents/family friends/connections or anyone and made it to the top without the help of family/parents/birth parents/connections
saad's a real life thug
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i know g he aint a spoiled brat like the rest of us who's parents built him up
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i know what a g he did it himself
When a gamer cannot commit much time to play because he/she is afflicted with certain ailements, such as job or an academic career, that prevents them from playing.
Johnny: "Billy, why haven't you been playing WoW? I'm already lvl 60."
Billy: "Sorry man, Real Life Syndrome."
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When something in reality scratches the surface of fantasy.
Can be shortened to RLW.
Full-size Gundam mecha resides in Japan somewhere. Is that enough to convince you of Real Life Win?
RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.
John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."
Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."
John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."
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One who will talk shit and make another person feel bad or attempt to. They're main goal is to get a reaction out of the person they are trolling. Trolling could also be a form of payback, or retaliation to being trolled. Trolls get a thrill out of other peoples reaction and wont stop until a negative reaction is given to them. The best way to stop a troll from succeeding is to ignore them, or act passive.
Real-Life Troll : You're a virgin and you're 33 years old...You need a fucking life. Go get some sun, btw, you're whiter than a ghost.
Friend or Foe : Fuck you asshole, dick, bitch, shut the fuck up.
Real-Life Troll : *Smiles with success*
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An expression used when an individual experiences or witnesses a humbling event.
Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.