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Fuck the Rabbi

When you royally screw things up. "Fucking the rabbi" requires an epic level of messing up, like getting yourself caught in a blizzard in Buffalo, when you were trying to secretly hook up with the Rabbi behind your family's back, leading to your deeds being publicly revealed as you can't fly home to cover your tracks.

"Wow, Nicole, how did you manage to fuck the rabbi so badly?"

by Life_of_Pie December 29, 2022


Rabbi Tukaccinsky

An absolute legend

This fast felt like the longest ever, but I was able to Rabbi Tukaccinsky it

by HopeToGod July 18, 2022


Reformed Rabbi

Bill Clinton, or any other random celebrity having nothing to do with the current setting when one drops the phrase.

I would like to nominate this award to my reformed Rabbi Bill Clinton.

by Amogus294857 December 9, 2022


Rabbi Words

Boring or meaningless fluff, filler, or bullshit.

The wedding ceremony was a bunch of Hebrew and Rabbi Words, but the party was great.

by Jewcy February 25, 2019


Rabbi🤘

Also known as Rabbi Hirschhorn

The most holy Chassidish Rebbe in yeshiva Netiv Aryeh and possibly the world.

Teaches a class of bums trying to inspire them and bring meaning and passion to their lives in hope that they become serious yidden.

He has changed many young men's lives for the better bringing in meaning and chassidus.

🤘= Hirschhorn

His students are known as Hirschhorners aka🤘

Josh: Hey bro u wanna hit a J
Gabe: No bro I don't do that and more I'm a 🤘

Yakov: Rabbi🤘 is my Mashiach

by The real pisher July 22, 2020

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Skank Rabbies

Clearly what you get from sleeping with a skanky whore ^_^

Very contagious STD which starts off slowly with a simple case of hobostank fallowed by your favorite appendage falling off in a horribly bloody mess. Thus making you a Courtney and no one wants to be a Courtney.

Use a condom boys and girls!

Katie who was originally Steven contracted the dreaded skank rabbies from his girlfriend. Katie then passed it to her/(his? 0.o) new partner Danny who know one has heard from since. Did he contract the skank rabbies and turn into a Courtney? The world may never know.....

Sad sad day. We miss you Danny, please come home. We don't care if you have lady bits now.

by flyingleprechan@hotmail.com December 5, 2009

6👍 1👎


Rabbie Burns

Robert or Rabbie Burns (never Robbie!English take note!)

Scotlands Most celebrated poet, the true Bard,A true man of the people wrote some cracking poems and songs.Liked a good drink and a good lookin lassie.Rumoured to have 100's of decendants today due to his philandering ways!Born in Ayrshire and wrote all his work in his native Scots Tongue

Every one sings a rabbie burns song every year
'Auld Lang Syne'

by william the wallace February 25, 2006

90👍 60👎