I'd rather snuggle with Shrek

If someone suggests you do something gross, ridiculous, or disgusting, your natural response would be to say you'd prefer to cuddle with a big green ogre.

Person 1: Hey you should go hook up with that chick.

Person 2: No, she's pretty gross. I'd rather snuggle with Shrek.

i would rather die

phrase related to something you are greatly opposed to.

are you coming to blackburn ?

response: I would rather die

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I'd rather play baseball

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

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I would rather _____ than _____

An insult that just shows you utterly hate something, or someone.

I would rather have my testicles and penis ripped out, have remote mines placed in the newly formed holes in my genital regions, and have the mines detonated than spend the rest of my life in Alabama.

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I'd rather eat a shoe

A way of saying that you would rather do anything instead of what someone has just told you to do.

Person 1: are you going to do your homework
Person 2: i'd rather eat a shoe

I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

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Rather Dick Ma Dad

For everytime someone suggests something you see as totally pointless, or you just cba with (eg Fuck That).

Can also be referred to if a friend thinks some birds hot, when she's clearly a munter.

dude 1: "Yo check out the gyal dem!"

dude 2: "Rather Dick Ma Dad."

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"Another essay for uni you say?... i'd rather dick ma dad."

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