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cross between red wings and an aklaskan firedragon, when a guy is getting his red wings and the girl says something like 'I have vaginal herpes' the man tries to pull out of it but is chocked by the girl causing the period to burst out of his nose like a dragon.
Bob:*licking his way to his redwings*
Sally:*pulls Bob's head in close and whispers* 'hey cocksucker i have herpes'
Bob:*tries to wrench away but chockes causing the blood to spurt from his nose...Like a red dragon :D*
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aka known as "that time of the month" or a woman's period!
Angie was pissed off because she had the curse of the red dragon.
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While your partner is in her menstral period. proced to have anal sex. when you are about to ejaculate rip the tampon from her vagina and slap her just under the nose. giving a red dragons mustache.
Red Dragon Rampage
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When a woman is being a moody bitch.
"Why was Jenny being such a bitch to me?"
"Just stay clear man. She must be in red dragon mode."
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When a girl is on her period and you have sex any way.
I was with Tina last night and I decided to ride the red dragon, we had a blast.
Though I'm sure you don't wanna know, an angry dragon is a sexual act performed by those who obviously have had some mental damage at some point in their lives. The "Angry Red Dragon" is spoken about by teenagers in hushed voices, and disgusted tones somewhere in the school yard. Its simply that disgusting, that if you haven't heard of it, you are very lucky.
I know i know...So what is it?
Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.
No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Hey Jenny, lets have sex!"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"
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When Lucifer was banished from heaven he walked across the earth to get to hell. During his journey, as he walked, an onion grew in his right footstep and a garlic in his left. This walk shaped his vision of hell. While walking he felt the pain of losing a close companion or friend, the Lord. From this he imagined the 7 layers of hell, each level represented a way the great and all might lord had hurt and betrayed him. Thus the lord, God, through Lucifer created the ultimate suffering for man, Hell. The journey started on what we know as Dec 16 and continued through Dec 24. This epic didn't just shape heaven and hell but shaped the suffering we all face on the earth.
Today has felt like the walk of the red dragon.
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