Referee

In icehockey, a blind person who stands on the ice and makes decisions about the game.

"Did you see the call that referee just made?"

"Yeah, but I don't think HE did."

The Irish referee

The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.

Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”