A phrase to tell to straight people because, ripples is in fact a gay bar
Molly: So Chris “Ripples Tonight”?
Chris: Yes, but what’s “Ripples”?
My brother and I were out fishing and swimming and came up with ripple dick. When you are in the water to long and your penis shrivels.
I was in the water to long I have ripple dick
ripp·le·bum rip-all-bum(n.)
1. A bum which has, engraved upon it, a ripple pattern, often a result of sitting upon textured or ridged surfaces for an extensive period of time.
2. A bum which has a pattern upon it, akin to the side of a potato chip, like a ripple.
F: I sat on that bleacher for so long I got ripple-bum!
K: Holy crap!
or
K: hahaha!! what better way to start my day than seeing your rippled-potato-chip bums in my head lol xD i hope they've plumped right back up now hahah :D
F: LoL! bums!
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From the TV show "Joan of Arcadia". The term is used when a person's actions (however small) end up having a positive outcome. 'Good Ripples' are felt in just about every episode of the show as God asks Joan to do small or big tasks which sometimes seem to her to be pointless. Joan doesnt always see the positive effects of her actions, but that doesnt mean they arent significant.
The best use of 'good ripples' was in the "Joan of Arcadia" episode 'Jump' 112 -
JOAN: the ripples were good
HELEN: very good
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ah yes hamon you must be a jojo fan if you came across this definition, well hello there , so Hamon also known as Ripple is a yellow energy equivalent to the light of the Sun achieved by one who can control there breathing, Hamon was originally created to give humans a fighting chance ageast undead beings like Vampires, Zombies, and ancient Aztec beings known as Pillar Man, which every one of these have a allergy towards the Sun some techniques for Hamon include Zoom Punch where a User dislocates the joints in there arm while punching giving the punch longer range, Hamon overdrive is a move where you strike any object or living thing and cause ripple energy to surge trough the target,life magnetism overdrive...Hamon is life energy so you can use it to magnetize any living thing, or person together and many more, hamon abilities.
Baron Zeppli hamon teacher: Listen, Jonathon just Breath and let the Hamon Ripple flow through your arm
Jonathan Joestar former hamon user : *Beathes manually* *Dislocates Arm Joints* ZooM PUnch!! (with hamon life energy flowing through the body it numbs the pain of the joints)
the GIF down below is a Hamon master Dire using a famous Hamon move Thunder Cross Split Attack this technique is both Defense AND Offense
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When you release such a powerful fart that it causes visual ripples to appear in your underwear, or skirt if your a girl
Example 1
Micheal: Dude! Check this out
Tim: What dude.
Micheal: *Points butt out and causes a fart to ripple in his underwear*
Tim: Wow dude. That was awesome
Example 2
Rochelle: Girl, my stomach hurts
Julia: Maybe you need to fart
Rochelle: I don’t fart
Rochelle: *Fart ripples her skirt*
Julia: I think you just did a Ripple Fart
Rochelle: No I didn’t, my panties are fine
Julia: No, a ripple Fart is when your fart causes you pants to ripple
Rochelle: Oh
Basically a hipster slang/term for 'no'.
Often used to seem cooler (mostly online but some use it irl).
Friends: hey, you wanna go biking with us today?
You: nuns on ripple, my dudes