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the feminine version of Roland, meaning "queen of the land" in German. People of the name Rolande are usually mysterious, loyal, friendly, dark haired, pretty, intelligent, and vibrant. They are not always athletic or at the center of attention, but they possess a certain charm that makes people want to be around them.
Rolande is my role model!
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When you're in the shower with your Taekwondo friend and they slap their soapy cock in your eye and it gets all red.
Oh fuck dude you just did a rolanding on my eye.
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To completely and utterly throw someone under the bus, often at extremely inopportune or inconvenient times and in entirely inappropriate situations.
Josh rolanded me hardcore when he mentioned at the party, in front of Mila Kunis, that I preferred the company of young boys to that of smoking hot actresses.
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Will Roland is the god of dank memes, who we love and cherish. He's know for playing The Insanley Cool Jared Kleinmeme. He is the reason we make it throught this beautiful world.
A weird friend: Who's Will Roland?
Me: Honey, you've got a big storm coming.
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A term used to achieve greatness in life and sales motivation.
Show me a great loser and I’ll show you a loser. “ Rolandism”
a perverted soul who has an imaginary girlfriend
Chad: How's that Roland doing? Does he have a girlfriend?
Brett: Naw. He watches too much porn to have enough time to get one.
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a song by interpol, it used to be my fav song until i heard cursive, islands, and the kooks. interpol's pretty good though.
"roland was a butcher he had 16 knives"
-roland, by interpol
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