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When you're in the shower with your Taekwondo friend and they slap their soapy cock in your eye and it gets all red.
Oh fuck dude you just did a rolanding on my eye.
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Roland is a really nice , handsome, carrying , loving boy , if you ever meet a boy named Roland never let him go , he can be really nice and lovely but when you meet his bad side he can be crazy don’t get on the bad side of a Roland , Every girl want a Roland but not every one can have one so if you have a Roland keep him don’t let any girl take him , Roland would travel for hours just to see his girl friend , he has the biggest heart ever .
Roland
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the king of dank memes, actor who has played some gay people like Jeremy Heere and Jared Kleinman
person 1: gosh i really wish i could find someone like will roland
person 2: m o o d
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the feminine version of Roland, meaning "queen of the land" in German. People of the name Rolande are usually mysterious, loyal, friendly, dark haired, pretty, intelligent, and vibrant. They are not always athletic or at the center of attention, but they possess a certain charm that makes people want to be around them.
Rolande is my role model!
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1. Roland (Frankish: Hruodland, Italian: Orlando) is a character in medieval and Renaissance literature, the chief paladin of Charlemagne and a central figure in the Matter of France. It is thought the title character of the 12th century Song of Roland, which recounts his final stand against the Muslims during the Battle of Roncevaux Pass, is based on a real person who died in that battle (under different circumstances), but the authors of most later chansons de geste and the Renaissance epics Orlando innamorato and Orlando furioso made little attempt to establish historical accuracy.
2. From the The American Heritage Dictionary Of The English Language. Roland{1}. A masculine given name. Roland{2}. n. A lengendary paladin and nephew of Charlemange killed in the battle against the Saracens at Roncesvalles.
3. An individual of high intellect, fun loving and irresistible to women.
1. There exists only one historical mention of a French Roland, found in the section of Vita Karoli Magni on Roncevaux Pass, written by Charlemagne's courtier and biographer Einhard.
2. Gawd girl! That guy is such a Roland
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The sweetest man alive. Doesn’t hurt that he’s foine.
Roland you are so cute, you don’t deserve the slander.
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The most loving, caring, sweet, respectful and funny boy you'll ever meet. Blonde hair and blue eyes are common. Intelligent, quirky and truthful. Likes to act, play football, and enjoys finance. He'll brighten your whole whole day just talking to him. He's practically a real life Romeo. His energy is contagious, and you just feel good being around him. He does the most quirky and adorable and amazing things that just makes you fall head over heels in love with him. One of the most amazing and life changing people you'll ever meet. Thinking about him makes you feel like you're floating. You look into his eyes and see absolutely everything you need (besides God). He'll wear crocks instead of sneakers too.
You know a Roland?!?!?! OH MY GOSH YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST PERSON.
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