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A fucking Rose
What did you expect its a fucking Rose what you think I would have some bitch ass definition for a fucking Rose, Rose a goddamn Red, Pink or White flower now when you search up rose in Urban Dictionary you get these love struck losers who write a whole description for a girl named rose no matter how far I scroll down I never find a real definition for Rose so I have decided to write it myself. Instead of having idiots write about their crush or friend, family member, Wife (Same thing in Alabama) These SIMPS will never admit to them themselves that they wrote the damn definition so in other words don't write about people on the internet you just expose more people to the idea that describing people on the internet is okay. Here's an Example for that
Hey my friend Bob is a good-looking guy, and Damn sexy he is strong, fast, cool, rich and does 3 sports he lives in New York on 123 Not Real street and he always leaves his backdoor unlocked, His social security number is 1234567 and his credit card number is 1234 1234 1234 I think his net worth is about 1000000000$
That is what you're doing to them everything you define them
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A Rose is the most amazing, beautiful, sexy, intelligent all in one package but most importantly she will give you a semi just from making eye contact.
She will the perfect mother and wife for a Jake, turning a house into a home with love and cleanliness. Make no mistake this girl will let her hair down and party all weekend putting all the men to shame. She is an inspiration for women all over the world, proving woman with the perfect DD breasts and peach shaped booty can do it all.
FAEB.
Wow that “Rose” just gave me a semi.
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A pretty flower, which has a variety of different colours, most vividly red.
Michael gave his girlfriend Alice a rose, because they were in love.
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When you are a genuinely sweet person but you try to make people think otherwise.
You are rosely.
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She’s super sweet, caring and the literal best thing the world gave u. She’s been broken before and knows what it feels like to hit rock bottom. She appreciates her friends and the ones she loves. If u break her heart, don’t expect second chances. She’ll test u and push u to decide if ur the one for her. She’s friendly but won’t always come around so quick. If she notices u and hangs around, don’t ignore her. She wants u. She likes u.
Rose: Hello, name!
Random dude: oh hey, Rose!
Rose: wanna hang out at lunch?
Dude: sure.
Dude: dude, I think Rose likes me!
Other dude: yeah! She’s toast into u!
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A beautiful, amazing human being. Sometimes she can be a veryy stubborn person, but it’s definitely worth the bickering to have her in your life. Rose will always be there for you, wether you have good news or bad news shell always answer your calls. Anyone would be lucky to have a Rose in their life.
I can’t wait to see Rose again, it’s been hard being without her for this long!
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A beautiful red (or white, yellow, pink) thorned flower that girls absolutely adore, especially when given to them in bunches of 12.
Guy 1: So, what did you get your girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Guy 2: Roses and a box of chocolates.
Guy 1: Well, aren't YOU original...
Guy 2: Oh, yeah? Well, what did you get YOUR girlfriend?
Guy 1: Roses and ...shut up...
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