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1 Mock the dumb hoe hard
2 Kick her out if she is wasting your time
3 Don’t help dumb women during your grind
4 Not for bitches only for loyals
5 Roast every single girl
6 Don’t give a fuck about your thuglife
7 Don’t fake emotions in front of anyone
8 Slap her back & promote gender equality
9 Never open car doors for women
10 Never trust anybody
11 Don’t reply by words, reply by action
12 Sleep is more important than anything else
13 If the bitch tells you that you are hot, Tell her jahannam is hotter
14 Trolling your enemy in front of him, Without starting a world war
15 Make children and then no need to remember them move on yourself
16 The girl should not be smitten on the go
17 Be faithful with your wife & whatever she says just do it
18 Don’t be shamed by your work
19 Give respect, get respect
20 Never spend money for Bae’s Luxury
21 Green tea over Bae, Green tea > Bae
22 If I bunk a class, My homies should bunk that class too
23 Believe in yourself and don’t hesitate to say you’re the best
24 Real men don’t need sympathy of women
25 Don’t shit where you eat
26 She can’t handle sigma
27 Self-aware sigma admits flaws
28 Women are a weakness
29 Chase criminals not women
Bro you live by Sigma Rules 1.
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Don't Fuck Around! Heed.
Wherever you are, do not fuck around that is Rule #1.
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Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:
Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on ME.
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Rules 1-36 should be the only excepted rules of the internet, as rules 37+ start to devolve into mindless, unfunny, repeated, and contradictory bullshit.
Lol rule 37 am i rite?
No, only Rules 1-36 are 'rite' yah wee cunt
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In the context of dating, "Rule 1 and 2" is
Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Don’t be unattractive
Q: How do I get matches on Tinder?
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you
Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?
Chad: Rule 1 and 2...
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Part of the "rules of the internet", made in early 2006 by someone in the /b/ section of 4chan who fancies the site a secret underground.
Due to the /b/ section being overrun with users from sites such as Gaia Online and MySpace, these rules were accepted, and more people took part in the illusion that 4chan is a SUPAR SECRAT CLOBHAUS. Despite the fact that these two rules state that you shouldn't talk about /b/, some people will cite "RULES 1 AND 2!!" every time 4chan (or even a meme) is mentioned outside of the site.
Thankfully, this vermin of stupidity remains contained in /b/, so people who cite rules 1 and 2 in other boards are bound to get flamed and hopefully banned.
*4chan Steam group is mentioned in a /v/ thread*
Idiot: RULES 1 AND 2 BITCH
Anonymous: facepalm.jpg
Anonymous: kill yourself
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A. from fight club. a line from brad pitt
B. in relation to 4chan's /b/ board, instructs one not to talk about /b/
Rules followed only by newfags.
So theres a place called /b/ you should check it out
Rules 1 and 2! Rules 1 and 2!
Shut up you faggot.
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