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A lawless subculture of an oppressive society dominated by islam.
In a sabre-punk society getting stoned has nothing to do with marijuana.
A penis which has a distinctive curve back towards the navel of its owner. Any name for an erection can be substituted for dick, the sabre part is what defines it.
Jenny “I love to fuck guys with a sabre dick - I know it’ll hit my G-spot in missionary.”
Quite a hard weapon to explain. This weapon consists of a sabre sword, covered with shotguns facing in many directions. There are different versions of this weapon, the most common consisting of 50 shotguns on the sabre blade, but the legendary Shotgun Sabre of Holy Fire (Who thought of this name? Who knows) contains 50,000 shotguns on a 200ft sabre, but somehow weighing the same as a new born cat. Some people have stolen the name for a weapon which is a shotgun firing sabres, but thats just boring...
"I will use my Shotgun Sabre"
"You fool, no blade can peirce me!!!"
"No dumbass, your getting confused, ill be sending about 250,000 bullets into you!!!"
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NHL team from Buffalo, NY. Much like every other Buffalo sports team, every chance for a championship ends in bitter disappointment (Brett Hull). Will NEVER - NEVER - win the Stanley Cup because God hates Buffalo and will never let any of its teams win anything of value (Buffalo Bills).
Fucking Christ, they had Hasek put up a 93.9% save percentage in the playoffs and fucking lost!
"Hey Whitey, did you know that the Buffalo Sabres are in the playoffs?"
"Hey douche-bag, it doesn't matter because they're just going to lose and then we have to listen to a bunch of ignorant, bitter, Sabres fans go on and on about that not being a goal and some other bullshit cause they're a bunch of pussy ass crybabies from a shitty place like Buffalo where there are no schools or roads just flaming rivers of tar and nuclear waste that damage the brains of these people even more than the heavy drinking their mothers did while they were in the womb and then the heavy drinking they themselves did once out of the womb and blah, blah, blah - Buffalo fucking sucks"
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An woman who is angry and vicious, who is known for occassional outbursts of rage. Scary. On occassion one fears for their life.
Frank: I went to this break up support group, and it seemed like I was in a sabre tooth watering hole. Totally scary to think of waking up every morning with one them.
Frank's Dad: Yea, it gave me a queasy feeling when I was marrying your mother and the preacher ended with his line: "death do ya part", and I looked at her and ....
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sabre norris is the oldest norris nut she’s so caring to her siblings and she is soooo pretty and deserves to get the best sister award she’s so sweet
happy sweet sixteen sabre
-aya
hi it’s me usuallynorris on insta <3
sabre norris a graceful and kind person
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