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A safety wife is a friend who you have agreed to marry once you reach a certain age if you both remain single.
''If we are still single by 40, agree to marry each other?''
''Deal! I'm your safety wife''
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Something you put on you're clothes when you're supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe space for them (SAFEty pins)
Person #1 "look that girls wearing a safety pin on her shirt"
Person #2 "yea that means she's supportive of the lgbtq+ community and a safe place for them to go too"
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In American football, when a player unknowingly and unintentionally runs out the back of their own end zone, resulting in a safety. This differs from a traditional safety in the way that the offensive player does not fumble or is physically tackled by an opponent. Coined in reference to Detroit Lion's quarterback Dan Orlovsky running out the back of his end zone against the Minnesota Vikings in the 2008 NFL season.
-"Did you see the game yesterday, the stupid back-up quarterback pulled an Orlovsky safety to lose the game!!"
-"Don't even talk to me about that, it's one of the dumbest plays a professional athlete can make."
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Code for agreeing to always smoke weed and stay high. The response when asked to have a Safety Meeting.
Stoner A - "Yo man, you wanna have a Safety Meeting?
Stoner B - "Safety First.} :)
Tight lycra shorts that girls wear under skirts and dresses so that if the wind picks up nobody can see their undies.
I was on my bike and the wind picked up my skirt! Luckily I always wear my safety pants so nobody saw my knickers.
Drinking alcohol so as to have some excuse at a later date for the actions you might get into.
"A safety buzz
Some cheap red wine
Oh, the trouble we can get in
So let's screw this one up right" - Jack's Mannequin
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The one sip taken after a generous pour to ensure that your drink makes it to its intended destination.
I filled my cup a little bit too much from the keg so I had to take a safety sip to cross the party.