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The act of a long haired man, who is struggling in some aspect of his life, cutting his long hair and regaining his awesome strength and ability.
Man, Jeff Locke is pitching terribly lately.
Yeah I know. Maybe needs to do a reverse Samson.
hot fuckin porn star with big ass titties
i wanna titty fuck savanna samson
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This is the pile which to throw people that are undesirable for dating, such as girls that get upset about porn.
Well, after a couple of dates, I decided to throw her into the samson pile.
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(n). The loss of any skills or strength when you undergo a ridiculous hair transplant in a pathetic attempt to reverse the loss of hair (also called a Rooney)
Alex. Hey Wayne, since you've had that dead gerbil sewn to your head, your form has dipped a little
The problem could be your reverse samson.
Wayne. I know gaffer, but I need to keep my film star looks for when I hang up my boots.
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First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.
Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.
Amazing feats of strength performed by common house cat.
A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set
I thought I closed the sliding doors enough so the cat couldn't get out, But yet the cat is on the porch!, I dunno we must have a Samson cat.
who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.
A very strong and quick black man that often finds himself at odds with the law. He nearly always is doing something illegal and has many misadventures.
Negro Samson was robbing a corner store deli when the police arrived. When they yelled "freeze" he was off like a greyhound with the money he had gotten.
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