Samuel L. Jackson

Named in honor of the great actor, the Samuel L. Jackson is an alcoholic beverage containing two simple ingredients. Grape Drink (usually found in a gallon jug at Meijer or similar grocery store) and Everclear (195 proof version for authenticity). Basically like getting punched in the face while eating a grape Popsicle.

"So we gettin F-ed up tonight?"
"Yes they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"

"Want some Samuel L. Jacksons?"

"Fuck Ya Mutha Fucker! Pour them shits!"

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the curse of Samuel L. Jackson

When someone says mother fucker-ing more than once in a sentence.

Guy 1:"That motherfucking bitch cheated on me that back stabbing motherfucking son of a bitch!"
Guy 2:"bro?"
Guy 1:"what"
Guy 2:"you got the curse of Samuel L. Jackson."

Samuel L Jackson attack

When a person is sleeping you stab them and when they wake up you say "sorry did I break your concentration"

Person 1: Can you go on xbox
Person 2: Nah sorry I'm in jail for doing the samuel L jackson attack on someone

Samuel L. Jackson

verb. To smoke nearly an entire cigarette in one 9 second breath, leaving the ash fully intact.

Dude! You Samuel L. Jackson'd that cigarette! I still have 3/4 of mine left!

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Samuel L Jackson

That actor who's face you are sick of looking at because you associate tv with him now. Although he is a badass actor

Person#1: "you dont know who Samuel L Jackson is"!?
Person#2: "no"
Person#1:"HAVE YOU SEEN ANY MOVIE EVER"!?!!!!
Person#2: "yeah wtf is he?"
Person#1: "HES THE BLACK GUY"

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Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club

The coolest club in the universe!

I wish I was in the Samuel L. Jackson Fan Club!

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Does Samuel L. Jackson Like Anime

Yes he does, hentai too.

Google: Does Samuel L. Jackson like anime?
Samuel L. Jackson: Yes I do, Hentai too (cackles).