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SCAN WHORE

A scan whore refers to someone that plays the game Rainbow Six Siege they scans enemy’s to get points and usually has very few kills and climbs to the top of the leader board

“Hey why the fuck is max on top of the leader board he has one kill and I have 12”
“He is a scan whore that’s why”

by SockRock February 19, 2018


scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 December 21, 2015


U-Scan

A machine used to purchase goods with out directly going to a cashier. Often requires reading a screen to tell you what to do next, but no one ever reads anything and starts screaming at the U-scan attendant.

"Damn that cashier looks pissed and her line is way too long, lets go to U-Scan."
Customer: "Excuse me it says please wait for the cashier"
U-Scan Attendant:"Yes sir you are the cashier this is U-scan, just hit the green enter button"
Customer:"No, it says im waiting for cashier"
U-Scan Attendant:"Yes and this is U-SCAN and you are the cashier, so just hit the enter button"
Customer:"So what do I do?"
Attendant bashes had off wall repetitively

by REBECKA_ROSE_WICKER January 12, 2009

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toothbrush scan

When you bring a date to your place and she scans your bathroom for evidence of another girl living with you.
Usually the search begins by looking for a second toothbrush.

"Hey Girl, will you stop digging through my medicine cabinet?! I told you I'm single. There's no need to do a toothbrush scan"

by csguy December 12, 2009

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ghetto-scan

when you are too poor to own a scanner so take digital photographs of photos to post online

"I love that old school photo you put on facebook"
"yeah I Ghetto-Scanned it"

by theddt August 28, 2007

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Scanning the Kij

Pronounced "Ki-ge"
This refers to the act of checking the popular buy & sell website "kijiji". Normally used by eccentric (poor and unkept) people, though also used by regular people and tight-ass-cheapo rich people looking to rip off poor unsuspecting folk (eccentrics). Recently in 2010-2011, along with craigslist it erased its personal categories due to social pressure, and its use for prostitution.

Scanning the Kij for some new tires

by cmatt May 12, 2011


Scanning for Viruses

The useless computer action that takes a while and never finds any viruses, even when there are viruses.

Mike: Dude what's taking so long to load?
George: My computer's just scanning for viruses.

by nothinggorilla August 11, 2012