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Schizophrenia that happens in the kitchen. When one (usually a woman) has hallucinations inside the kitchen of others cooking
person one: "Have you seen that uncle ben's bistro commercial that aired on the television last night? It showed a woman hearing a kitchen inside her microwave!"
person two: "yeah, thats messed up, then a hand came out of her microwave giving her crappy microwave rice"
person one: "that woman must have had woman schizophrenia"
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Psychiatry. Also called dementia praecox. a severe mental disorder characterized by some, but not necessarily all, of the following features: emotional blunting, intellectual deterioration, social isolation, disorganized speech and behavior, delusions, and hallucinations.
psychotic disorders...
Paranoid Schizophrenia
Putting blame on someone that knows nothing from nothing, Schitzophrenia Paranoid Schizophrenia
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When a person farts but the fart is intolerable as if someone else has farted.
"Everybody loves the smell of there own brand" - Fat Bastard
Person 1- "I just farted, it smells so bad"
Person 2- "You've got Fart Schizophrenia"
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person who shows all symptoms of a schizophrenia.
Doctor! Will you tell me what is wrong with me?
Well, considering all the symptoms, we can say that this is a textbook schizophrenia.
1. A joint.
Give me back schizophrenia stick, dude.
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When your shower randomly changes to the polar opposite temperature in a matter of seconds.
Joe: Hey, i'm gonna take a shower.
Carter: Alright
Minutes later....
Joe: AHHHHH FUCK!
Carter: Shit, i forgot to tell him about the shower schizophrenia
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Asshole Schizophrenia: disease affecting generally nice people with seemingly witty comments entering their brain. These individuals react by blurting out borderline mean comments; those afflicted by the disease can normally be spotted socializing with like minded individuals, potentially reacting to mean comments with uncontrollable laughter.
Individuals with Asshole Schizophrenia can be found at this pub.
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